Paris archbishop who had ‘ambiguous’ relationship resigns

PARIS – Pope Francis has accepted the resignation of the archbishop of Paris after he admitted to an “ambiguous” relationship with a woman in 2012. Paris Archbishop Michel Aupetit said in a statement Thursday that he offered to step down “to preserve the diocese from the division that suspicion and loss of trust are continuing … Read more

Brian Kelly Admits He Never Actually Believed In God

BATON ROUGE, LA—Calling it a harmless fib to fit in and let him do his job without distraction, former Notre Dame head coach Brian Kelly admitted to reporters Wednesday that he never actually believed in God. “All that God crap, I just said that to get the job—I mean we all fudge our resumes a … Read more

EU accused of trying to cancel Christmas! Advice on inclusive language dropped after criticism

Press play to listen to this article The European Commission was forced to perform a U-turn Tuesday after its guide to internal communication was accused of trying to cancel Christmas and launching an attack on “common sense.” The 30-page guide on how to use more gender-neutral, LGBTQ+ friendly language in the Commission was unveiled by … Read more

10 Ways to Change the Subject When Politics Comes Up This Holiday Season

It’s the holidays. You can tell because every store is blaring Christmas music and there are strung lights hanging from every available tree, roof overhang and shopping center. Right now, it feels a bit whimsical and nostalgic. By December 26, you’ll want to strangle an elf and eat venison made from reindeer meat just to … Read more